fashion (non)sense

Okay, here's something a little lighter heading into a long weekend...

A friend of my mine recently started a blog with some friends:

Here's how it works: so you know those people you pass by in your everyday meanderings who offer a cause to pause based solely on their fashion (non)sense? Well, my friend's blog takes advantage of technological advances in the area of covert picture-taking, offering a humorous collection of photos and commentary for the readers' amusement. The blog puts words to what we often think when we're confronted with the experimental, accidental, or just plain weird side of fashion. If you're looking for creative cultural commentary, this is it - I highly recommend it!

Not wanting to be left out, I recently submitted my own picture (not of myself!) and offered a companion write-up in the comments section. I thought I'd share it here. Enjoy!

You know the saying, "business in the front, party in the back." Why stop there! Everyone needs a business partner and who doesn't want a party buddy? Enter the Mullet Lizard™.

This resilient and intimidating creature can accompany you in the boardroom to give you that extra competitive edge over your coworkers - who's gonna mess with a lizard? And throw on the tailored - and stain resistant! - Mullet Lizard Blue Blazer™, and you'll become an unstoppable force climbing the corporate ladder.

And to celebrate this new found business success, you ask? Well, let your hair down (oh wait, it already is!) and slide easily into party mode. This lizard comes ready to tear a strip in any dance floor (literally!). And if you take the Mullet Lizard Dance Training™ (costume is in the bag), you may even find yourself on the upcoming season of America's Got Talent.


And to all those young dudes sporting the trendy urbanite mullet (with companion mustache and fluorescent shades), you've got nothin' on the fashion innovation of the Mullet Lizard™.

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