I'm Dreaming of a Dwight Christmas!


Here are some pictures of our good friend Dwight Schrute hanging out at our house for the holidays. He's made himself right at home! The accompanying quotes are a reminder of why we like Dwight so much.


“In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.”



“I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.”



“We are warriors!!! Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania!!! I ask you to rise and once more be worthy of this historical hour!”



“Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a 9-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It’s the perfect situation for me although two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one…and that’s out under the porch.”



“When I was in the sixth grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word ‘failure’.”



“I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.”



“I know everything about film. I’ve seen over 240 of them.”

6 comments:

ryan said...

Now THAT is a good use of down time Dave!! I'm still laughing...

Tim Tom said...

Soo... I'm guessing you're on your christmas break now...

Shannon said...

Dave, I think this is the best blog post I've ever seen. It brought me much joy! Where did you get the bobble head Dwight!? I received an "Office" calendar which I will be be proudly displaying in my "hut" in Zambia. Long live Dwight Schrute!

J Janzen said...

I think Kevin (from the Office) says it best:
That is awesome!

Erik and Lisa said...

very funny Dave.
I deffinatly was smiling : )

lisa

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